Club attire
No offense ladies, but this post is going out to our male audience. You don’t need help with this topic anyway, since men go to clubs because of you, so keep looking as beautiful as you always do.
Now fellas, I hate dress codes as much as you do. I went to a catholic school for too many years when I was a youngin’, so any place requiring some sort of regulation on my swag isn’t my cup of tea. However, the clubs that enforce them is where you’re going to find all of the best music, as well as all of those short skirts. So, for the sake of a good time, it’s better to get with the program and be conscious of how to get past the doorman with absolutely no issue. I’ve devised a couple of pointers to always keep you looking your best and out of trouble.
1. Scope out the digs
Each club is unique in its own way. What’s acceptable for one may not be for another, even if it’s right around the corner. Make sure you inform yourself so avoid looking over any fine print. Something as quick as the facebook event page or club’s website can go a really long way. Knowledge is power!
2. Think ahead
While clubs are the place to be, don’t forget that you’re entering a very dark and sweaty atmosphere, especially if you’re going to the right one and it’s like a can of sardines in there. So plan accordingly. Don’t wear anything heavy, and even if there’s a coat check you really don’t want to deal with that line at the end of the night, so just avoid it altogether. A blazer or denim jackets are light enough and should keep you cool. Although this may sound backwards, avoid wearing your best wardrobe. You don’t want sweat and whisky all over that expensive outfit, do you?
3. Know your city
Wherever you club in the world, there will be rules depending on your geographical location. And the doorman knows every single one of them. So pay attention to the fashion trends of your community and act accordingly.
4. What to avoid
There are several items in your closet that you want to avoid altogether. Hoodie’s are at the top of this list. Whether it’s a zip-up, pull over, hood or no hood, it just doesn’t belong in a club. Sneakers and sandals are also never welcome, so bust out some classy kicks and avoid anything white on your feet. Sunglasses are a sweet accessory, but eating it down a flight of stairs just because you wanted to look fly isn’t worth it.
5. How to play it safe
You don’t have to be the trendiest fashionisto to pass the doorman’s judgement. There are some pieces that, if combined with proper grooming, will guarantee access every time. Dark blue denim jeans look great on any guy, so pick your fit and rock a pair. A shirt makes guys look presentable, but avoid rhinestones and bedazzling jewels (Ed Hardy is just not fucking cool). If a shirt is too much for you, try a solid color v-neck. Your footwear is more important than you think; Women pay attention to that shit. Clean and presentable kicks that go with the tone of your outfit will do wonders.
If you keep some of these pointers in mind, club attire should never be a problem for you. And if you play it right, you might notice some very wanted attention from those gorgeous ladies that wasn’t there before. Look your best and be well dressed!
-Olliebear
